1823 Sherbrooke East Montreal, Quebec H2K 1B4 (514) 524-6848

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner][vc_custom_heading text=”Dental Jokes” font_container=”tag:h1|text_align:left” use_theme_fonts=”yes” css=”.vc_custom_1510099366863{margin-bottom: 0px !important;}”][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner][vc_column_text]The jokes below are purely fictitious. Any resemblance to a dentist or patient is unintentional.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][vc_column_text]

  • Patient : Why do you charge three times more than usual? Dentist : You shouted so loud that the next 2 patients left.
  • A man and a women travelling on a train. Woman: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Man: Awww…! Are you single? Woman: No, I am a dentist.
  • Dentist: Stay calm Peter, it’s just a little cut with a scalpel. No need to shake. Patient: Thanks doc but my name is not Peter. Dentist: I know. I am Peter!
  • The dentist across the street just received the latest technology in dentistry : sound proof walls.
  • What is the difference between a dentist and a high school teacher? The dentist tells you to open your mouth and the teacher wants you to close your mouth.
  • Young patient : Excuse-me if I am so nervous, it is my first tooth extraction. Young dentist : I understand. Me too.
  • Mom asks her son: “Does your tooth still hurt?”. His answer: “I don’t know. The dentist kept it”
  • Dentist: Why did you leave your last dentist? Patient: When I asked for a recommandation for my yellow teeth, he said to wear brown ties.
  • Dentist : It is 5 o’clock. Can you scream very loudly as if you were in pain? Patient : Why? Dentist : I have a first date with a very sexy woman. With all the patients in the waiting room, I will be late.
  • Patient : How much to extract a tooth? Dentist : 150$ Patient : So much money for a few seconds of work? Dentist : If you prefer, I can pull it very slowly.

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